the beebs
beebs
bebe marie
bebe mareebee(courtesy of mems)
beebs mareebs
squeezy marie
one-eyed jack
the pink lady
the milk monkey
missus lady bubble bottom
and my personal favorite:
ladies and gentlemen, give it up for DJ Chubby Cheeseneck!
get those hands up! i want to see those hands in the air!
now it helps if you picture her wearing a pink or white fuzzy kangol:
so the weekend brought on more nicknames, some nap time with daddy:
some nap time with mommy:
and some hang-time:
the weekend also featured some feedings:
some post-feeding milk drunkenness:
and on sunday, she got all dressed up to meet her uncle seth for the first time:
things were going really well until all of a sudden, in the middle of a conversation, beatrix went for a nipple. right in the middle of a conversation! bad bebe!
seriously! where are your manners? uncle seth handled it like a champ- he quickly changed the subject from 'the politics of a potential draft reinstatement' to 'preparing a delicious no-bake cheesecake in 15 minutes or less!' and we all moved on.
it was a pretty full weekend for someone who isn't even two weeks old yet.
next week: what the job market looks like for three-week-olds...
next week: what the job market looks like for three-week-olds...
don't forget about:
ReplyDelete--poops mcgee
--snoozie kabloozie
--mistress monkeytoes
--snooty pootwell (poot well by name, poot very well by reputation)
--and my personal fave today, chubby bubble