"dude, daddy. relax, i'm just kidding."
"but seriously. where is she?"
mommy's on the moon. she's gathering soil samples for an experiment. a really important one. and after that, well, i don't know exactly. but she may be gone a long time. all i'm saying is that don't get your hopes up that mommy will be home any time soon. she loves you a lot, she's just really busy.
"something tells me you are not being completely honest with me."
the other awesome thing about our weekends together is that on saturdays, i get to dress her. and that means lots of celtics gear!