"heyyyyyy daddy! check out my new hat! it's a truck!"
hmm. actually, i think it's a robot. and it's on a little crooked.
"well, we can't have that. just a minor adjustment..."
better, but still a little crooked.
"well, if at first you don't succeed..."
"hmph. it's a little snug."
well, now i think you have it on backwards.
"backwards, you say?"
"gimme this #@%$*&!"
"arghhh... if i can just get this strap between my teeth..."
"and pull this other side over..."
i feel like i should stop you here. it's still backwards.
"i appreciate your candor."
"maybe it's just not meant to be! maybe i'll never be able to wear a cool truck hat."
well, not anytime soon. that one's a robot.
"hey! you know what? this is a robot hat!"
"i'm going for it, truck or no truck! i'm no quitter!"
"it is a little tight though."
hey! you did it! it's perfect!
"funny- i don't feel so good."
"now that it's on right, it's kind of making my head hurt."
"plus, this strap is all wet..."