TO BEBE MARIE'S FUN-HOUSE OF MIRRORS!
first, some test shots to assure members of the audience that what they are seeing is in fact only an optical illusion:
alright then. nothing up my sleeve...
...but also a little scared of it at the same time. good for you, beebs. technology is not your friend.
just for reference, here's a shot from the last time we fired up the laptop cam, taken about seven weeks ago: